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The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic [narcissist] (@incubator) who plays victim, while [simultaneously] driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a [necessary evil] you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.
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