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Once upon a time, there was a small country nestled in the Balkans called Markone Land. It was a place unlike any other, where the people were ruled by the Markones, who were the most pathetic and miserable creatures in all the land.

The Markones of Markone Land were known for their delusions, believing themselves to be the most handsome men in the world. In reality, they looked more like a blobfish on LSD. Despite their lack of physical [attractiveness], they had a sense of entitlement, believing that they deserved the affection of anyone they desired.

In their quest for love and acceptance, the Markones of Markone Land would spend their money on weed and alcohol, hoping that it would help them achieve their goal. However, their efforts were often in vain, as they were unable to attract anyone, regardless of their gender or [sexual preference].

Their desperation and lack of social skills often led them to engage in bizarre activities, such as having sexual [relations] with the neighbor Milica's dog or even sticking their penis in the [exhaust pipe] of a car. Their behavior was so erratic and unpredictable that it was common to hear people exclaim, "Oh, it's a Markone!" when witnessing their antics.

In addition to their strange sexual proclivities, the Markones of Markone Land spent an inordinate amount of time online, constantly chasing after women or [masturbating] to porn. They were known for their mood swings and would switch between "phases" like a person changing socks.

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