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Afonso is THE Shawty—the best best BEST FRIEND and boyfriend you will ever have. Will never leave your side, through your ups and downs. Will cry if you cry, and will make you laugh, mostly for being stupid, but in a good way. He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real. You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty
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