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A scandalous scallywag whom creeps and crawls while high on [crystal meth] ; waiting and fending off imaginary skin bugs until their friend/peer/family/ or any [individual] at all to leave the vicinity. Once said person has exited - the treacherous reptilian wench (Likely named Chaz, Earl, Brandi, or Matilda) rummages with extreme slightly impressive haste and speed like Dobby with a whole pack of socks... leaving nothing behind, except crack dust, scabs, and broken Newports... Usually only acquires petty change and broken [power tools].. Just to forget the stolen goods whereabouts when they awaken after their 5 day binger. They have NO Regerts
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