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[The cheese] tax! The cheese tax! You've got to pay the cheese tax Every time you're cooking When the cheese comes out This puppy comes looking The rules are the rules And the facts are the facts And when the cheese drawer opens You've got to pay the tax The cheese tax! The cheese tax! Hand it over quick Or things might get ugly I can get really loud I'm a really barky puppy I'm not just asking Because I'm [looking for] snacks This is real important business And you've got to pay the tax The cheese tax! The cheese tax! The cheese tax! Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine But a [little bit] of Gouda would really blow my mind There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage! The cheese tax! The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
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