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Onyx may be a crystal, however Onyx is also a person who cannot for the life of them make one funny joke. They are immensely irritating, and they behave in a way that would make others want to call them a ‘snowflake’. A simple joke such as “Free top G” aggravates them so much that they cry about it. Overall, they are so pathetic and stupid that they are considered a joke at whoever job/school they work at/attend. They are also incapable of dating someone who isn’t a complete idiot, they may find a partner who is willing to put up with their bullshit because they too are a snowflake, but an Onyx will never find a significant other that actual has a life.
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