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Cryptorchidism is a condition where the [family jewels] of one Paul Dejulio are not where they're [supposed to] be. Instead of making an appearance in the scrotum, they're hiding out [somewhere else], like a game of hide-and-seek gone wrong. Paul might try to blame it on genetics or just bad luck, but really it's just a case of his boys being too shy to come out and play.
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