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If you were a lady who claimed to have issues with a guy …

Obviously …

Each day as you walk out your house ..

The choice

Left and left again

Right and right again … (always)

Leads to the same place .. the difference maybe 30 metres … the destination the road to cross to get to the school

Left peace and [tranquility] ..

Right … straight past the guys house who is said issue …

Obviously you would pause and look in directly if there was a spot you could attempt to do that [on the way back] … but like not to inflame a situation or anything ..

You wouldn’t want to avoid this .. Especially as you know his kid heads off to school same time or you may get to [accidentally] like meet him in the street … shock horror ..

It’s his fault .. again .. like yesterday he made me turn right and right again obvs ..

…

If you were a sket …. Yep deffo this one ….
Creating shit and playing a victim … Proof being she brings hubby once a week to show how she expertly manipulates him with [crocodile tears] and to publicly display how foolish he is to not read between lines ..

(lol maybe all guys do this ;)…. )

Real classy ladies do this obviously ..

To show their class …

And prove I am the issue

Case closed your honour …

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