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An [alternative] pronunciation of “asswipe”. Taken from an old SNL sketch with [Nicolas Cage], where a soon-to-be father is struggling to find a name for his newborn son, worrying that any name would be made fun of by his son’s peers. It is later revealed by a telegram [delivery man] at the door that the father’s name is “Asswipe Johnson”. Mr. Johnson promptly corrects him saying “that’s OSSWEEPAY!!!”
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