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ONPS, or Old Nut Puppy Syndrome, is a disease in which puppies are born with severe physical deformities (often fatal) as a result of using old sperm during [insemination]. Allowing your stud to ejaculate through assisted methods prior to copulation is the only proven preventative technique. The chances of ONPS are increased [exponentially] as the time (in months) between last known [ejaculation] and copulation are increased. Veterinarians recommend massaging the penis or felatio of breeding studs every three months to ensure healthy litters.
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