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Sometimes referred to as Toby Flower, or 'Tee-Wee' is a haunch removing specialist operating out of the South West London area. A specialist in crumpet, haunch removal and attacking females, TFlowerFitness has been burying his ferret in muff since 1998. He has two pets, an [Italian Spinone] called 'Dog aids' and 'Baby Toby', otherwise known as his corey. With an impressive first date hit rate in the upper 90% quartile, TFlowerFitness is unrelenting and unflinching in quest to 'complete' all the females in London. He frequents the Peruvian Sinus Sauce on a near weekly basis, and greatly enjoys beers with the boys and 'bantering' with [American Express]. Last seen on [December 31st] in the Brixton area, having indulged in a large quantity of Triceratops Ketamine and was glued to his sofa at 7:30pm the fucking embarrassing mess. For any inquiries about TFlowerFitness, please forward correspondence to graham.hart@ntlworld.com - Jordan Pledger
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