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A dressing gown, a bath robe. A garment one frequently pleasures oneself in after getting [morning glory] but before [getting dressed]. Also, just as the Victorians would change into a 'smoking jacket' before enjoying a post-prandial cigar, in order that the smell of smoke clinging to their clothes did not later harm their chances of pulling the ladies, some [contemporary] gentlemen may prefer to change into their wanking jackets before bashing the bishop in order to prevent unsightly jizz stains from having much the same effect.
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