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Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm. If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang. Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
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