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1st Definition: The theory surrounding the proper classification of a man as a "DILF". 2nd Definition: A disease which alters the mind into finding men over the age of 38 [attractive]. Commonly found in young adults, DILFism affects one's perception of a "hot person". To classify someone as a DILF, they must meet the three requirements of a) having children, b) being over the age of 38, and/or c) having played OR been a [father]. Symptoms of DILFism include: - "simping" or feeling a sensation of ovulation when presented with an [attractive] older man - strong romantic and/or sexual feelings towards men that a) have children, b) are over the age of 38, or c) have played a dad in a movie, TV show, Grammarly commercial, etc. - finding geriatric or men over the age of 38 [attractive] - creating a worshipping site for a man classified as a "DILF" - and much, much, MUCH more
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