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A Chukha is an impossibly green, round, hanging booger that seems to be superglued to the lower parts of the nostrils in such a way that it stands out in a [conversation], ultimately killing it - therefore, it is on the notorious list of [conversation] killers (things that stop people wanting to talk to you, for example, Quazzel).

Chukha tends to fasten onto nose hairs, making it a nuisance to remove. Alongside that, it is extremely painful to peel out of the nostrils, so much so, that it has a similar feeling to getting waxed via consecutive wax strips. You'd be surprised by the hair these things can rip out. If you're lucky enough to have pulled [one of these] bad-boys out, you'll be given a window of temporary enjoyment where you can roll it into a ball or blackmail your siblings into doing things against their will.

You normally obtain Chukha passively in your home environment or during a nice nap, but it's most common when an individual has a runny nose and they are situated in a dusty environment.

Occasionally, you can get a crusty Chukha which seems to be sharper than a samurai blade. This means any external [pressure on] the nostrils may potentially cause a nose bleed that will keep reopening and [induce] suffering with just the slightest nose twitch.

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