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"Jorbigoth" (pronounced jore-bih-goth) is a nickname given to people with a demeanor similar to a horse with a near-lethal amount of alcohol in its system. Jorbigoths usually have a dorky ass hairstyle and a wardrobe that primarily consists of sweatpants. They are good at long-term projects but at a certain point will [introduce] concepts that would have been banned by [the Geneva Convention] if they'd been creative enough to [think about it]. Their physical movements frequently resemble a whole-body sneeze. They are fun to hang out with, but do not invite them anywhere unless you want an obscene amount of cat hair to come with them.
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