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IB or International Baccalaureate, is a highly contagious virus from the Academias Overconfidentitarian Hublebraggatus viral family that originated from the United Kingdom. Primarily targeting students in late transitional schooling years (between 13-15), with students that have come out of exclusive programs such as Gifted and Talented Education (GATE) appearing to be the most susceptible. Its targets are often pretentiously overconfident in their abilities and constantly overestimate their work ethic and intelligence.

Symptoms of early stage IB include but are not limited to: academic hubris, academic dishonesty, humble bragging, overachieving behavior, fear of failure, and a perfectionistic personality. It is often diagnosed with a similar illness, known as Entitled Pretentious Dickheadedness (EPD) and should be a serious concern for parents.

If a child is diagnosed with IB, consider putting them down to end their future misery. No reliable treatment is available or are known as "taking the fattest fucking L". Patients with IB often complain of an lack of sleep, a below 100 average (or alternatively a below 5.0 unweighted GPA), and an exploitative amount of volunteering hours. The IB is also potentially capable of causing asthma, due to the amount of sighing that the patient sighs. It has also been observed that patients frequently complain of being "actually fucking brain damaged" after the scoring less than 120% on their Kahoots, quizzes, tests, and exams.

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