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A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a [relationship] with a useless woman. The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else. Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes. The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the [relationship] they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or [penis protector].
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