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Hey Ysko, did you know that in terms of male and female attractiveness, Noah is a hardcore virgin? He doesn't know what it's like to feel the relaxing texture of a single blade of grass, nor does he know how to run a server properly. However, he is very popular among level 20+ users and even seeks to become one with them. If he were to go to bed with a level 20+ user he wouldn't have the necessary sex drive to perform and therefore impress his counterpart. He is born a virgin and always will be. That doesn't stop him from being quirky and therefore a perfect match to befriend the abnormal population of level 20+. He supports the adoption of anime-linked dolls called "Fumos" and must be in a secret relationship with Madi if he is that hellbent on them. He's old enough to properly realize that worshipping dolls is child's play and he desperately needs to mature. His junk shrinks by 10% every time he touches a Fumo, and it shrinks by 25% every time he tries to get dirty with Madi.
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