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An [absolute beast] in the bed, the longest of male genitalia, the subway sandwich that you always get. The schlong is a [massive cock] that all the ladies want, they will die for a one-nighter with this 7-footer. They get horny just thinking about this long, sometimes black, schlong. If you want to experience a schlong for yourself, you want to aim for the darker human males, they are born with the BBC, sometimes measuring in the [double digits]. As a wise man once told me: "Blacker is bigger.", and he sure was right. The gods of the schlong usually have a lower intellect, and most of the time have the following names: Chad, Dequavious, Tyrone, and Jacob.
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