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Nomis is the backwards spelling of SIMON The skinny man with a massive cock that makes donkeys jealous. Nomis is a sexual deviate but makes sure he fills every hole of a girl leaving NOMIS (no-mess)….. Nomis is a full flehedged [conspiracist] of the black goo! Nomis is a top bloke with a good heart. At times can annoy [the fuck out of] you and make you wanna punch him …. But then who will [do the dishes]…. Nomis is a loves the cold and is known to get in trouble when he gets on ice…. Last time he broke his wrist. Nomis doesn’t have a Girl Friend he is a sex pest that will fuck anything that is breathing …… and some things that aren’t. Nomis could use his big dick as a seesaw at an adults play ground. All in all Nomis it’s stand up guy who can upholster the shit out of anything.. he is a helpful geniune bloke even to his ex and a best mate for life
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