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Sitting on your partners chest, with you penis in their mouth, you ejaculate into their mouth as you [simultaneously] fart on their chest, giving [the illusion] that they are [playing the trumpet] with your cock. Extra bonus points are awarded if you manage to shard at the same time.
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