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An outdoor game played with bats, a ball, and wickets by two teams of 11 players each. Very popular in England and what's left of its so called 'empire'. The game is played by men of [questionable sexuality] wearing v-neck sweaters making jokes about sticky wickets. Most cricket players fantasize about being spanked by the 'bat' which is not a real bat at all, but better known in tight cricket circles as a bum paddle. The game [originated] in England over 500 years ago. It is played with a ball very similar to a real baseball, which is what gives the players the [impression] that they're playing a real sport. There are one, and sometimes two 'innings' in game. Given the sensitive nature of the players involved, more innings would be too taxing.
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