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A very, VERY large penis surgically assembled from dozens of donor penises. Resembles a patchwork quilt rolled up into a peen shape. Originally pioneered at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine to treat severe cases of picophallus. Requires an external pump and blood tank when going erect to prevent fainting.
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