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First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation. Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is [the first time] you are removing space for the Lord. Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for [French kissing], when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the [gates of hell], you dirty sinner!
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