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Melatonin Jesus is a popular character from the absolute [fucking AWESOME] religion that is Melatonism. If you are apart of the Melatonism religion and know who this guy is your a FUCKING GAMER HOLY SHIT I WANT TO RIP OUT THE TROUGHTS ON EVERYONE WHO DOESNT AGREE WITH YOUR OPINION. if you are apart of this religion your will get [all the bitches] like holy cow to many bitches, there will be so many bitches you will get the national #1 bitch gatherer in the entire world much like the [Yoinky Sploinky] dance move. The creator of Melatonism and Melatonin Jesus is a YouTuber named MrGamingGuy and he is the founding father of Melatonism.
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