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A little-known tantric technique developed by Slavic “sexperts” who had mastered all previous forms of stimulation. The exact combination of positions and breathing cadence is unknown, but some scholars believe H.P. involves holding one’s breath for extended periods of time while fondling the genitals with [kitchen equipment]. As such, copious amounts of [lubrication] are essential. Perhaps one day, the ancient Slavic scrolls will be discovered again. Until then, anyone [interested] in practicing H.P. is advised to proceed with caution.
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