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Arkajyotis are proud owners of meaty tricycles, their preferred mode of transport to and from their favorite sticks. They are rarely seen without their most prized possession: a Djibouti size 3 pair of bright yellow Nikes - described as "devastatingly powerful in all respects" by a [particularly] jazzy Arkajyoti. They are avid fans of Time's Most Cultured Person herself: Miley Cyrus. One was quoted to say, "Who needs a [girlfriend] when you can fall asleep with a nice cream stain-...I mean... framed picture of Miley every night". Some even screech 7 handpicked words from 'Party in the USA' to the photo nightly before falling into a [wholesome] slumber. But perhaps their most recognizable feature is their [incredible] left nostrils, which have the ability to smell ACE Hardware lightbulbs from vast millimeters away. If you are fortunate enough that an Arkajyoti graces your toes, know that they will only tell the truth 60% of the time, kind of like those logic puzzles, but without the logic.

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