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The 0.5 selfie (pronounced "point five selfie") is the Gen Z version of the Myspace pose. It was made popular by social media influencers and other jobless young people that need attention from strangers. Gen Z persons have limited education and work ethic so the steps of a 0.5 selfie are extremely simple.

Step 1: Set your cell phone camera to the widest angle allowed. Step 2: Stand in a strange position, the more awkward looking. If you can show all four limbs at once that is even better better. Step 3: Hold camera above head and as far away from the body as possible. Step 4: Make a face that portrays boredom. Pretend that you are not an "attention whore" and hate having your picture taken Step 5: Take a picture and repeat at least 15 times while other people with real lives try to maneuver around you. Step 6: Post to social media while pretending you are important enough that people will care.

If done correctly your head will look very small while your arms and legs will look incredibly large and strangely disproportionate. A good point five selfie will not represent what you truly look like.

For maximum effect these pictures are taken in settings that no one cares what you are doing. Good locations to take them would at a grocery store or riding in an elevator.

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