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Someone who comes in to work late every day, and asks for a raise, and then leaves [the company] for not getting one to go work for a guy named Al. Someone who lies to themself about how good of a driver they are. More specifically someone who thinks that if they did not total their vehicle then they did not [officially] have an accident. Also someone who never listens to anything anyone says. Generally charectorized by answering a questions with a 5 minute disertation about something that has little or no bearing on [the original] question that was posed to them.
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