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A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful [appearance] to the owner and her [expiration date]. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then [Donald Trump], and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.
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