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A special and rare variant of cancer which makes the patient's head attract into wooden tables. The patients system can not defeat [the cancer] cells and the only way out is through giving up all internal and external functions by slamming its head onto the closest [wooden table] there is, with hope the patient becomes [unconscious] or dead, hoping they won't suffer through the torture of bearing this disease.
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