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On [the Fourth of July] you attach live eels to the end of a bottle rocket. Then you insert the bottle rockets with eels into your rectum. Just as you feel the eels start to tickle your colon [the bottle rocket] goes off and shoots the eels out like a dirty [roman candle].
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