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Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more [comfortable] lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, [social media], and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His [testosterone] levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.
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