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Used to describe extremely short and white individuals, characterised by an unexplanable [sexual attraction] to horny old caucasian men.Typically, a "simchun", also known as a "horny smurf", acts very queer and [homosexual] and speaks very weirdly under stress,but under this veneer lies a typically pre-pubescent young man with [raging hormones] wanting to put his typically bald phallus up various female's buttocks.
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