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On the maury show, when a [paternity test] shows that the man being tested is not the father, and the woman runs off like a trick ass ho, this is the dance that the man does. The man usually does it with elaborate flourish, including but not limited to: 1. Asking female audience members for phone numbers. 2. High-fiving or pounding members of the audience. 3. Helping the janitors clean backstage in a fit of joy. 4. Cartwheels Such dances increase in [satisfaction] when more people have been tested by the woman, and also in proportion to the [percentage] sure the woman is that he is the father (i.e. a woman who claims to be 100% sure that the man is the father will get a lesser dance than one who claims to be 1000% sure.)
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