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Hypatriot (n. Amurkan)
1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if [democracy] isn't overthrown in the name of [democracy].
2. [Snowflake] who taunted others in [2016] when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite [EC] count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A [fool] and his money are soon donating to Trump.

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