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A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, [Flintstone feet], watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous [sausage fingers] on her obscenely LARGE man-hands. -Usually married to a racist, [conspiracy nut], girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans. -Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours. -Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF” Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
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