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First off, the term Juggalo is uni-sexual. A juggalo is someone who has been saved by the dark carnival. Many people don't recognize the [intelligence] behind the music. It is satire. Their intention is to influence people to free their minds (the most [beautiful thing] in the world to experience, recipe for wisdom = weed and music). We are anti-predjudice(sexism, racism,etc.) We know that karma is real and don't see life in [black and white], but with more colors than a gay pride parade. 
     A Juggalo is someone who lives for themself, meaning they realize that if you care what other people think about you and try hard to be accepted, then you will always be a slave to your own mind. A Juggalo is someone who enjoys life to the fullest they possibly can and stops "to smell the roses"(meaning living your life in the moment). It's not about having all the gear, posters, albums and trivia knowledge. You don't have to know what faygo or a neden is or even have ever heard of psychopatic records in order to be a Juggalo. A Juggalo is an enlightened/reawakened person with a discovered wisdom beyond their years. 
      Yes, there are hound dogs who haven't discoved [what the dark] carnival is really about and perhaps sadly, never will and just really want to belong somewhere and have a loving family they never had. That is what you find with the fam-MMFL. Sure, there are many posers/'trashy people' around at shows and mini-gatherings, but a real juggalo would show them love anyway in order to show them who we are and what we represent and welcome them to a life free of worries and shame and regret, where you are free to not give a fuck with wonderful people who think like you and have felt like you in the past. 
    If you're a real juggalo, then love and [understanding] flows naturally. Yes, there are hound dogs/posers that haters stereotype us as, but we were all that at first (and [you know it] homie so shut up). The important think is that we KNOW who we are now and pity haters who don't know. We look past the superficial and easily see through bullshit. 
    Our philosophy is [the golden rule] with a twist; treat others the way you want to be treated, but don't take any shit. We see all [human beings] as equal. We give respect where it is deserved, but don't put ANYONE on a pedistal. We appreciate the [psychopathic] family's efforts, especially ICP(ya, I said it), to fish us out of the "hole" we were in and true juggalos are extremely greatful for their replenished, loving soul. 
     True Juggalos know they don't NEED the music anymore. We are now able to care for others and try to help all that we can. A true Juggalo doesn't limit their musical taste and may appreciate/listen to all types of music. 
    Most importantly, a realass Juggalo is not a sheep. They are leaders and [independent] and free-thinking role models. We Juggalo family recognize real fam when we meet them. We don't try to be somebody else. We are realass people, real as they come. We speak our mind and keep it real and hate acting fake with a "good, how are you?" 
   Very importantly, we see our glass as half full instead of half empty. We appreciate what and who we have in our lives instead of focusing on the negative like we used to. So yes, real Juggalos are [optimistic] people who used to be pessimistic during a dark time in our lives when we had given up and forgotten love. 
     Thanks to the message of the dark carnival, we now know that GOD is love, been forgiven, and will never be duped by the lyingass demons again. Stay strong my Ninjas.

And Juffalos, stop talkin shit like I put babies in blenders or I'm gonna assfuck Eminem. [What the fuck is that]?

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