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A Van Dyke is what someone gets on their chin while getting t-bagged. When draping [your balls] across some fine lady's nose, grind the ol' bunghole on her chin and leave a lil' something. Leave her a Van Dyke! Note: If her eyes are closed and you have a friend nearby, have him take a turn, but don't tell her. [Of course], then it will have to be called a Dick Sargent. Hey! I made a Bewitched [television] show joke!
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