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Alphamaxing. It's when you jerk off to your nemesis' lowest point or death. Its [rubbing one out] at a funeral because the dude was a dick. It's [masturbating] knowing that his kids will have a fatherless future or when his wife serves him with divorce papers. Its jerking off with hate in your heart but also a sense of [accomplishment] and pride. It's the last laugh.
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