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Many people have heard the phrase ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’, but most do not know of its origin due to, [unfortunately], being uncultured swines. The phrase [originated] in 2013 after a short animated video started circulating around [the internet]. The video describes how a young 9 year old boy found comfort in the Shrek franchise, and due to his profound admiration of Shrek his father suspected that he was a homosexual. His father, who was what you would call a homophobic fuckwit, basically abused him for this, causing the young boy to once again find solace in the mighty Shrek. The unwavering faith showed by the boy causes Shrek to start a sexual [relationship] with him, where he would often enter his window at night, fuck his ass and proceed to fill him with onion scented ejaculate. This video sends a very strong message that Shrek will protect all of his children (people who possess a strong belief system correlating to the majestic green ogre) and will make sure they never come into harm’s way. He nourishes his believers, therefore showing irrefutable evidence that ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.

All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/[acquaintances]/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.

Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.

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