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A shitty boring village in the middle of nowhere. Its 'high street' consists of a corner shop, barber and a rug store all of which receive about 1 customer a month. Buxted Park is a deer park where some posh dickhead once lived, now its a rat infested crumbling hotel where scumbags from all over Sussex come to get hitched. Nan Tucks Lane is a supposedly haunted road to the south of the Village. Apparently some woman was hanged for being a witch here. The village really hasn't changed much since, witch trials still occur on a fortnightly basis hence why the place is basically empty (they've hanged half the population, ie: all the women) The town does surprisingly have a train station, but its always fucking dead cos who even comes here let's be honest?
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