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Alongside the tank, footsoldier, chemical weapons fighter, and signaller, Antifa Artillerypeople are individuals who work on launching milkshakes, bricks, high-concentration acids (usually either acetic, phosphoric, or nitric acid) into crowds of protestors who believe in literally anything they don't.

Your typical Antifa artilleryperson specializes in the use of obesity. Generally, an antifa Type 2 "Fatty", will be used as a launcher as their pudgy tits (they appear on both sexes) and massive stomachs' the elastic tensions are released with a scattershot with the ammunition flowing into the individuals they're fighting against.

Some notable Antifa Artillerypeople include Nathaniel "Contrapoints" Wynn, Lance "The Serfs" Goldstein, and Steven Kenneth "Destiny Bonnell III. They are each known for their participations in the first and second battles of Reddit, in which a violent coup d'etat was launched against the libertarian/conservative alliance and destroy any semblance of freedom and equality on the site in favor of totalitarian control. As a result, Reddit joined the circle of mainstream media, and massive amounts of people on the economic and/or cultural right migrating to /pol/ and /b/.

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