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A Jorgen is someone who is chatty as hell and gives no fucks. He knows [philosophy] well which is a bad thing. His [philosophical] knowledge will make you doubt your entire [existence] and put you into a vegetative state. His inability to sleep until 3am ruins his friend’s sleep schedules but somehow he can survive that way every night. Jorgen is in a screamo emo band and has full sleeve tattoos - probably one with a goat too. He likes to dress quirky by wearing different colored socks and shoes, leading to others calling him unprofessional. Although he loves his wife and cats, he is a also a huge cunt. The cuntiest cunt if you ever did meet one. Overall: A great friend - but a huge bitch snake.
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