Skip to main content
0
Search products
Search
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Search products
Search
Chat
Share
Free Shipping
Menu
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Back to urbandictionary.com
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
One who can not retain information due to a lack of a properly sized penis. Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job. A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times. SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches. TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)
Text fits
Save
Cancel
🤖
Shopping Assistant
Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?
Ask about products
AI-generated responses. Verify claims.