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On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of [intercourse] with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. [In the morning], he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the [assumption] that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.
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