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Megan is one of the whitest basic valley girl names. The name holders are, in all likelihood, kind and sweet individuals. But evidence suggests that they can get insecure about the commonality of their names and end up projecting the insecurity by saying mean things about other people's names. There's folklore that such behavior only happens when there's a sighting of Venus in California. However, no empirical evidence exists to support that claim. Some other myths suggest the behavior is an aftermath of satanic rituals. The most plausible explanation, albeit unscientific, states that such behavior is due to consuming too much sugar cookies, pumpkin spice lattes, kale smoothies, or avocado-flavored cupcakes. Federal authorities recommend avoiding all Megans when they exhibit such behavior. Report to healthcare providers if such behavior persists.
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