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Highly evolved human form consistant of Part Turtle / Part Monkey: An insane, silly, complex monkey that keeps [everything] you ever wanted to know locked inside his turtle shell. He is [intelligent], sexy, mysterious, sweet (when he wants to be), great at a number of sexual favors, and good [conversation] (when he can be pulled away from his electronic toys). One day I may just have to smash his shell with a hammer and reveal all his secrets. He has a sidekick named Tony, who really knows how to work it. His toungue will drive you insane. His lips will make you melt. His complexity will never cease to amaze you, as you lie awake at night pondering how he just made your toes tingle and your eyes fill with tears....
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