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We popped the top, we know what was in it
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it
Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic
I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (Hey!)

Then the room filled with colors and shapes
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes
Oh snap, and what made it worse
Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a [Smurf]

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's [ass]
He passed some gas and it snapped in half
Yo, Deejay! Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to up with this girl in a wheelchair
Alright [chill] there, I think I'm bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus
I [don]'t believe it, I'm gonna be sea [sick]
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip

Little children, near and far
[Don]'t know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I [will] drink it at the [bar]
(Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on)
(Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears)

These Orphan Tears got me feeling [like] I ain't felt before
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
(Hey dude, get up!)
I swear I saw Bill Cosby [like], "Hello, with the pudding!"

I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow-mo
I couldn't throw up 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!)

Little children, near and far
[Don]'t know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I [will] drink it at the bar

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